Harp Seal Is Going To Seal The Deal

Greetings Earthling, they call me Streele the time traveler; how goes you?

That's great! What are you plotting?

Looks are deceiving. I may look cute n cuddly but I will drag each and every one of these critters STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL!



MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






HUMAN



The Human is dead in the water. I will personally be escorting them down into the murky depths using my bare hands if they swap anywhere near me. Building connections this early with everyone is building connections with no one, they are playing a flawed game right from the start. I surely hope they agreed to play with the sole intention to have fun because taking that quiz is the equivalent of playing f3 on your first turn in chess. YOU’RE IMMEDIATELY LOSING



Of course I shall pretend to want to work with them and not push my agenda to get them out. But as soon as someone so much as FROWNS in their direction I am ecstatically joining the bandwagon and pouncing.



CUTENESS RAFFLE



Easily going for the 5/5 counted timer submissions. Will go over 5 if I don’t like some of them and always 48 hours apart for efficiency. Some of these animals have these tryhard looking faces so I am going to have to be accurate. Premerge idols and advantage I can do without, it’ll only be utilized on case to case scenarios but for the most part I want to be the one encouraging others that I am working with to go for them. Social capital is all I care about right now



DAY ONE APPROACH



I have a get together planned tonight with a couple of water buffaloes. We are going to stampede some alcohol so my time is limited to get these first impressions in before I am out of commission. Me being on time and active right now establishes my place in the tribe whilst dipping for the night will counterbalance the meta of people looking for threats among the early birds. The reality is I am the true early bird getting the worm, removing all of its organs, and placing its lifeless body back where I found it before anyone even notices…



In short,



I AM EXCITED TO BE HERE. HYPE HYPE HYPE. BLINDSIDES, DRAMA, SAUCY STRATEGY AWAITS

I knew there was always a reason I played F3 first when forced into playing chess.

Whet Owl Whet Owel
Only person I have asked for an alliance directly so far. Gut feeling about him. It's a little bit of psychology. His character is one I strongly considered so there is like-mindedness. Easy to talk to. Oh boy this is like my Survivor Adorable Critter first date, I hope he says yes! *Nervously checks my phone*

I hinted at alliance with Ferret twice but Ferret not seeming to pick up? Still role playing. Sadface.

No contact from Lemur yet. I reached out. Grrr.

Everyone else has a mid reaction. I like but am unsure of longevity. Klip might not like me cause he's arguing with me but I like him. I hope to turn that into a strategic connection where we bicker but help each other ultimately.

That perception is most def a mistake LMAOOOOO